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اس ام اس - اس ام اس جندالشیطان

اس ام اس جندالشیطان

نویسنده : شنبه 9 خرداد 1388 03:27 ب.ظ  •  دیدگاه ها : ()   ارسال شده در: جوکستان - اس ام اس - جوک - پیامک - جک - جکستان - پرشیا جوک اس ام اس ،

یه روز جندالشیطان میره مغازه لوازم خونگی چشش میافته به فلاسك میپرسه آقا اون چیه؟ مغازه دار میگه اون فلاسكه میپرسه كارش چیه میگه هر چیز سردی رو بزاری تو ش سرد نگه میداره هر چیز گرم هم بذاری توش گرم نگه میداره مرده خوشحال میشه و یكی میخره فردا كه میره اداره باخودش میبره رییسش وقتی فلاسكو میبینه میگه ببینم چی تو اون فلاسكت داری؟ میگه اقای رییس 2 تا الاسكا دارم با 3 تا فنجون قهوه! 
 
جندالشیطان نمیتوانند با 110 تماس بگیرند .چون كلید 11 رو روی تلفن پیدا نمیكنند! 
 
جندالشیطان بالای پل هوایی ایستاده بوده میگه: حالا ما خر، ما نفهم ، ما بی شعور ... اینجا اصلأ آب ردمیشه كه پل زدن؟! 
 
به جندالشیطان میگن زبون غضنفری(لهجه غضنفر) چه جوریه؟ میگه فارسی بلدی؟ میگه آره. میگه برین توش میشه غضنفری(لهجه غضنفر)  
 
به جندالشیطان میگن چرا سی دیت انقدر خش داره میگه:آخه زیر قسمتهای مهمش خط كشیدم ! 


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